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PNP Promises to Answer All Campaign Financing Questions After Quick Unrelated Trip To Panama/ Cayman Islands
KINGSTON – Stating that they were long overdue for a vacation in both offshore tax havens, the PNP has released a statement promising to address the missing funds collected for campaign […]
Ananda Alert Issued for Local University Student Ahead of Group Presentation
KINGSTON – An Ananda Alert has been activated for 19-year-old Leighton Ellis-White of class MS32C, group B, who reportedly better be missing since he still hasn’t sent in his part of the […]
Dating Advice: Unsolicited Dick Pics?
Craig Asks: Hey UGS, how do I seamlessly weave this unsolicited dick pic into polite conversation? Great question, Craig. Look, we’ve all been there. You’re talking, she’s laughing, things are going […]
The Ungrateful Soup 