Party Patron Didn’t Want to Whine On Anybody Anyway
KINGSTON – After a long night of dancing by himself, party patron Andrew Belnavis wants the world to know that he could have danced with women if he wanted to. […]
Daily Archives: April 18, 2015
Poor Person Still Poor Despite Being Mocked in Parody Video
NOBODY CARES, ST. ANN – Even with his newfound fame, YouTube sensation Glenroy Brown continues to struggle with the rat infestation in his community. Brown won the hearts of the […]
Local Man Wins Landmark Murder Case with “He Insulted My Mother” Defence.
KINGSTON – Local teacher Richard Byfield was acquitted on charges of first degree murder this afternoon in what has been described as a landmark ruling for the Jamaican justice system. […]
Nation’s Pastors Still Undecided on Marital Murder
KINGSTON – Having explained to Jamaica’s pagans why marital rape should remain legal, the nation’s Pastors have turned their attention to the contentious issue of marital murder. “The debate over […]
Female Pedestrian Hopes Stranger Calls Pum Pum Fat Today
KINGSTON – While planning her route to the local University campus this morning, female pedestrian Peta-Gay Harris reportedly expressed the hope that a random passerby might describe her vagina to […]
The Ungrateful Soup 