Poor Person Still Poor Despite Being Mocked in Parody Video
NOBODY CARES, ST. ANN – Even with his newfound fame, YouTube sensation Glenroy Brown continues to struggle with the rat infestation in his community. Brown won the hearts of the […]
Monthly Archives: April 2015
Local Man Wins Landmark Murder Case with “He Insulted My Mother” Defence.
KINGSTON – Local teacher Richard Byfield was acquitted on charges of first degree murder this afternoon in what has been described as a landmark ruling for the Jamaican justice system. […]
Nation’s Pastors Still Undecided on Marital Murder
KINGSTON – Having explained to Jamaica’s pagans why marital rape should remain legal, the nation’s Pastors have turned their attention to the contentious issue of marital murder. “The debate over […]
Female Pedestrian Hopes Stranger Calls Pum Pum Fat Today
KINGSTON – While planning her route to the local University campus this morning, female pedestrian Peta-Gay Harris reportedly expressed the hope that a random passerby might describe her vagina to […]
Obama Takes Unexpected Left Turn
Local MPs today were united in horror as US President Barack Obama took an unplanned left turn upon exiting the front gate of the University of the West Indies during […]
The Ungrateful Soup 