Local insurance broker Anthony Harrison, 28, was today forced to correct his obviously confused friend Shara Bailey, 25, after she mistakenly took his suggestion to “go out for dinner alone, just […]
A resurgent Justin Gatlin yesterday surpassed Usain Bolt’s record in Rome with a flourish by winning the Diamond League 100m with an effortless 9.75 run, and continuing his breakneck sprint […]
KINGSTON – Taking a break from the ongoing game to drink the water he brought from home, local banker and former Ardenne High School footballer Kurt Miles, 24, basked in […]
PORT MARIA – Following the reportedly unsurprising news of the arrest and incarceration of local troublemaker and unhinged psychopath Dominic Anderson, 19, residents of the teen’s St. Mary hometown today […]
Presenting findings from an in-depth study spanning over twenty years, the Pew Research Center has revealed that almost all rappers who have attained some level of mainstream success are likely […]
ZURICH – Expressing his disappointment with the manner in which the United States authorities have conducted themselves over the last couple of days, FIFA President Sepp Blatter has reportedly requested that […]
The Ungrateful Soup 