The potential of the brain to process, assess, and ultimately accept external ideations that do not immediately conform to its existing beliefs is being questioned today following the release of […]
KINGSTON – Having called to inquire as to why her sofa was not delivered on the day it was promised, local accountant and dissatisfied customer Michelle Shields was reportedly left […]
VATICAN CITY – In what is being described as his chillest proclamation to date, and another testament to how down with the times Christianity can actually be, His Holiness Pope […]
In the latest twist leading up to the general elections, an independent audit of the Government of Jamaica’s current account this week has uncovered what is being described as a […]
KINGSTON – Repeating an assurance that you pretended not to hear on any of the previous occasions that he brought it up, Chris from Accounting has reportedly advised you once again […]
Representatives from the natural environment have reportedly moved to broker a peace deal with humanity in their latest attempt to de-escalate rising tensions associated with the hostile human occupation of […]
MONTEGO BAY – Local convenience store clerk Raymond Dailey, 27, is currently on track to break his previously set record of 90 consecutive hours of vaginal penetration, reports confirm, a […]
KINGSTON – As part of his ongoing efforts to sensitize the country to the water lock-offs expected to continue through this and every summer of the foreseeable future, National Water Commission […]
KINGSTON – In anticipation of their upcoming general conference, the People’s National Party has collected all media coverage of Jamaican athletes crossing the finish line and receiving medals at the […]
The Ungrateful Soup 