Describing the MP as the ebola of people, a newly released health audit today has revealed that health minister Fenton Ferguson has been officially labelled as a Category A biological threat […]
Just in case you still believe you have any control over your life or the world around you, and forgot about the evil organization behind the scenes of every armed […]
WASHINGTON D.C. – Emphasizing their vast foreign policy experience and the fact that they are sentient now, a fleet of Unmanned Aerial Vehicles from the US drone programme officially announced today […]
MANDEVILLE – As details emerge on the ongoing hostage crisis at the Johnson family dining room table, sources close to the family have revealed that the starving victims have begun […]
The obvious stranger impersonating revered neurosurgeon Ben Carson in the Republican primaries has released a statement today revealing to the world that he is actually none other than Carson’s evil […]
Hopelessness, anguish and despair, sensations that have now become synonymous with Flow Jamaica’s service, have received an official nod of approval today as the telecom giant announced plans to officially […]
NEW YORK – In an unforeseen twist following the adorable meet-cute, comical misunderstanding and serendipitous reunion which led Lance Jackson, 28, and Carmen Reece, 25, to cement their fairy tale […]
Sensing a distinct lack of gratitude from the Jamaican people during his first official visit to the island, British Prime Minister David Cameron has formally agreed to strike a compromise […]
The Ungrateful Soup 