RIO – A new version of the Olympics logo was unveiled today in an extravagant, breathtaking ceremony, officially adding the looming shadow of fear and uncertainty to the image of the Games so that if […]
UNITED STATES – “Our black brothers and sisters are dying in the streets,” began Melania Trump in a heartfelt, if a little confusing call to action at the Republican National Convention where […]
PALLET TOWN – Junior securities and bonds analyst Ash Ketchum, 29, revealed today that he’s kind of moved on from that “silly little” pokémon phase he went through as a child with […]
Interacting with the police while black, typically referred to as a near death experience, can be dangerous and unpredictable. While we strongly advise against it, here are some tips to […]
Stating for the record that it has no idea what it’s doing, the universe today released a statement dispelling the “hilarious” notion that everything in life is unfolding as it […]
Putting an end to suggestions that she is unwilling to make room for change, PNP leader Portia Simpson-Miller today officially endorsed a holographic likeness of herself as “the only viable […]
Time’s up! It’s officially summer and, well, you know how you look. To help you, their users, to cope with not being any visibly closer to that chiselled frame you […]
Describing the rainbow flag flown at half mast by the US embassy as “the real tragedy,” Attorney General Malahoo Forte has expressed her solidarity with the sections of the Jamaican legal […]
KINGSTON – Investigators were called to the scene late last night at the Thompson’s residence when it was discovered that a painstakingly labelled container of food – which was deliberately […]
Offering the limited-time deal as part of a new Oily Oil combo, fast food giant KFC has announced that they will now be providing their valued customers with a range of […]
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