Describing the rainbow flag flown at half mast by the US embassy as “the real tragedy,” Attorney General Malahoo Forte has expressed her solidarity with the sections of the Jamaican legal […]
KINGSTON – On a rainy night in an old abandoned warehouse at the time we all agreed, Minister of Finance Audley Shaw emerged from the shadows with two large briefcases […]
Explaining that he would have clarified sooner if it weren’t for the PNP, Prime Minister Andrew Holness opened his Parliamentary address today with the Merriam-Webster 1A web definition of the […]
In a move that Fidel Castro himself could never have expected, inside sources reveal that President Obama has traveled to the island of Cuba on a daring mission to wipe out […]
UNITED STATES – In an attempt to look at the bright side of a reality wherein the 45th President of the United States is a man who is likely to change […]
Following weeks of speculation regarding the origin of the funds politicians used to build their upscale homes, and the resulting experiment with transparency, sources reveal that scores of cleverly hidden […]
KINGSTON – Explaining that she, like the rest of us, would love to get the national debates underway, Prime Minister Portia Simpson-Miller has revealed that God, “who continues to procrastinate,” […]
The Jamaican people have long been accused of putting their lifelong political party allegiances above all else in the voting booth, so UGS took to the streets with one simple […]
KINGSTON – Stating for the record that battyman fi dead, guidance counsellors across the island have reaffirmed their unwillingness to go above and beyond the line of duty by assisting homosexual […]
NEW YORK – As part of a widely commended push for a more diverse news and commentary staff, Fox News Channel has reportedly hired minstrel show veteran Mark Cruger as […]
The Ungrateful Soup 