The Ministry of Health has advised all healthcare professionals to curtail the waste of precious resources by preemptively burying their patients underground and forgetting about them altogether. The recommendation comes […]
KINGSTON – In a statement released by the outgoing board of the National Housing Trust today, Jamaican taxpayers have been assured that the recently publicized investment scandals are just a […]
KINGSTON – Prime Minister Portia Simpson-Miller today announced plans to design and develop a state of the art correctional facility to house the country’s recognized bandwagonists. “These people threaten the […]
KINGSTON – The Jamaica Constabulary Force was left speechless this morning after gathering to view the Walter Scott police shooting video in an effort to determine what all the fuss […]
KINGSTON – Local teacher Richard Byfield was acquitted on charges of first degree murder this afternoon in what has been described as a landmark ruling for the Jamaican justice system. […]
KINGSTON – Having explained to Jamaica’s pagans why marital rape should remain legal, the nation’s Pastors have turned their attention to the contentious issue of marital murder. “The debate over […]
Local MPs today were united in horror as US President Barack Obama took an unplanned left turn upon exiting the front gate of the University of the West Indies during […]
