In what he insists is yet another textbook example of cosmetic deception, local marketing consultant Brian Arscott has revealed that the beautiful and engaging young woman he slept with last night […]
KINGSTON – After dropping vague hints about “your so-called friend” and later explaining that they promised not to tell, giddy inside sources revealed that 15-year-old Laura Haynes openly contemplated pulling the […]
KINGSTON – Speaking to both his direct supervisor and the CEO of his company, Mainline Insurance, local claims adjuster Carl Webley revealed today that the brand new set of corporate […]
KINGSTON – Lamenting that the holidays unfairly serve to strengthen the bonds of love and family in official relationships without due regard for anyone else, a local delegation of sidepieces […]
KINGSTON – Confirming the most harrowing fears of the Jamaican people, news outlets today are reporting that rumours of a nationwide takeover by our gay overlords are based in fact, and […]
MANDEVILLE – Retreating to the bathroom to avoid the looming threat of small talk, 23-year-old Jason Humes has confirmed that he has never felt more alone than he does right […]
FLORIDA – Publicly putting an end to a yet unknown chain of “unbelievable” events, your Facebook friend Cindy Michaels recently updated her status to reveal to the world that she is now […]
THE REAL WORLD – Contrary to your long held personal beliefs about your true potential, new research reveals that if you were to buckle down and really apply yourself from […]
KINGSTON – Mistaking their latest session of physical and emotional intimacy for a personal connection of some kind, local stage five clinger Shanice Taylor, 27, has reportedly sent a barrage […]
MANDEVILLE – As details emerge on the ongoing hostage crisis at the Johnson family dining room table, sources close to the family have revealed that the starving victims have begun […]
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