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Monthly Archives: September 2016

Whitmore Proposes the Turn-Back-Hands-of-Time-to-1998 Tactic

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JAMAICA – Newly re-appointed head coach of the Reggae Boyz, Theodore Whitmore, has revealed his foolproof strategy to get the national football team to a FIFA World Cup again, which sources […]

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Sports

Kaepernick Just Kneeling Now to Demonstrate How to Be Smaller Shooting Target

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UNITED STATES – Explaining that the position also doubles as an opportunity to recite your last rites, 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick asked today that his kneeling stance during the US national […]

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Current Affairs

God Not Sure What Al Miller Talking About

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KINGSTON – The Lord Our God came forward today to publicly request that Reverend Al Miller repeat his story about the transportation of convicted drug trafficker Christopher Dudus Coke just […]

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Current Affairs

New Guy at Local FBI Office Has Suspicious Twang

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KINGSTON – Newly assigned Operations Assistant at the local FBI Office, Delroy ‘Big Money Poppin’ Priestly, who is only available by phone, reportedly raised eyebrows on his first day with a […]

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Current Affairs

BREAKING: Monday Found Dead with Suicide Note

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GREGORIAN CALENDAR – Reports have confirmed that Monday, long harassed and despised for returning week after week, was found dead in its studio apartment early this morning with a suicide note […]

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International

PNP Promises to Answer All Campaign Financing Questions After Quick Unrelated Trip To Panama/ Cayman Islands

September 7, 2016by UGSstaff

KINGSTON – Stating that they were long overdue for a vacation in both offshore tax havens, the PNP has released a statement promising to address the missing funds collected for campaign […]

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Current Affairs

Ananda Alert Issued for Local University Student Ahead of Group Presentation

September 5, 2016by UGSstaff

KINGSTON – An Ananda Alert has been activated for 19-year-old Leighton Ellis-White of class MS32C, group B, who reportedly better be missing since he still hasn’t sent in his part of the […]

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Local

Dating Advice: Unsolicited Dick Pics?

September 2, 2016by UGSstaff

Craig Asks: Hey UGS, how do I seamlessly weave this unsolicited dick pic into polite conversation? Great question, Craig. Look, we’ve all been there. You’re talking, she’s laughing, things are going […]

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