Obama Travels to Cuba on One Man Mission to Finish Job CIA Started
In a move that Fidel Castro himself could never have expected, inside sources reveal that President Obama has traveled to the island of Cuba on a daring mission to wipe out […]
Monthly Archives: March 2016
Soulmate Not Looking to Settle Down Right Now
MANDEVILLE – In a cruel twist of fate months after the universe gifted you the love of your life; the ying to your yang; the person you want to grow […]
Local Man Successfully Takes Fetish to His Grave
PORT ANTONIO – Area man Alistair Lawrence, 84, lost his battle with cancer last night, leaving behind a wife, 3 children, and absolutely zero knowledge of that little thing he likes […]
Low Down, Dirty, Two-Timing Best Friend Has Other Best Friend
KINGSTON – Troubling new reports have surfaced today confirming that Craig Jackson, closest friend in the world to one Jordan Daley, or so Jordan thought, has at least one other […]
Liberals Now Considering Positives of Donald Trump Presidency
UNITED STATES – In an attempt to look at the bright side of a reality wherein the 45th President of the United States is a man who is likely to change […]
The Ungrateful Soup 