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Monthly Archives: February 2016

Plot Thickens as Politicians’ Houses Begin Surfacing All Over Island

February 18, 2016by UGSstaff

Following weeks of speculation regarding the origin of the funds politicians used to build their upscale homes, and the resulting experiment with transparency, sources reveal that scores of cleverly hidden […]

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Current Affairs, National Elections

Cup of Codeine Snubbed at Grammys

February 16, 2016by UGSstaff

Overlooked once again at this year’s Grammy Awards, the prolific Styrofoam Cup Full of Codeine released a freestyle today revealing anger and frustration in its signature style of the mumbled, […]

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Entertainment

God Sure Taking His Own Sweet Time with Portia’s Debate Answers

February 12, 2016by UGSstaff 1 Comment

KINGSTON – Explaining that she, like the rest of us, would love to get the national debates underway, Prime Minister Portia Simpson-Miller has revealed that God, “who continues to procrastinate,” […]

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Current Affairs, National Elections

Vox Pop: What Would it Take for You to Change Your Party Allegiance?

February 11, 2016by UGSstaff

The Jamaican people have long been accused of putting their lifelong political party allegiances above all else in the voting booth, so UGS took to the streets with one simple […]

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Current Affairs, National Elections

‘Sex Cool, Abstinence Lame’ Argue Local High School Students

February 4, 2016by UGSstaff

KINGSTON – Adding their piece to the longstanding national debate on sex education, a group representing high school students across the island has come forward to declare that, while they […]

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Local, Love & Relationships

Optimism About Future Really Pissing Everybody Off

Featuredby UGSstaff

KINGSTON – Genuinely describing the upcoming national elections as an opportunity for a “fresh start,” local pariah Kemar Griffiths, 32, has reportedly maintained his disturbingly positive outlook on the future of the […]

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