Dating Advice: Unsolicited Dick Pics?
Craig Asks: Hey UGS, how do I seamlessly weave this unsolicited dick pic into polite conversation? Great question, Craig. Look, we’ve all been there. You’re talking, she’s laughing, things are going […]
Craig Asks: Hey UGS, how do I seamlessly weave this unsolicited dick pic into polite conversation? Great question, Craig. Look, we’ve all been there. You’re talking, she’s laughing, things are going […]
During an intense period of open weeping which reportedly grew louder as time wore on, sources who bore witness to a crying, hiccuping man revealed that he had a mere 14 […]
MANDEVILLE – In a cruel twist of fate months after the universe gifted you the love of your life; the ying to your yang; the person you want to grow […]
PORT ANTONIO – Area man Alistair Lawrence, 84, lost his battle with cancer last night, leaving behind a wife, 3 children, and absolutely zero knowledge of that little thing he likes […]
KINGSTON – Adding their piece to the longstanding national debate on sex education, a group representing high school students across the island has come forward to declare that, while they […]
In what he insists is yet another textbook example of cosmetic deception, local marketing consultant Brian Arscott has revealed that the beautiful and engaging young woman he slept with last night […]
KINGSTON – Responding to growing concern about his allegedly genuine commitment to one woman for the rest of his life, local recording artiste Gyal God took a moment from his […]
KINGSTON – Lamenting that the holidays unfairly serve to strengthen the bonds of love and family in official relationships without due regard for anyone else, a local delegation of sidepieces […]
KINGSTON – Mistaking their latest session of physical and emotional intimacy for a personal connection of some kind, local stage five clinger Shanice Taylor, 27, has reportedly sent a barrage […]
NEW YORK – In an unforeseen twist following the adorable meet-cute, comical misunderstanding and serendipitous reunion which led Lance Jackson, 28, and Carmen Reece, 25, to cement their fairy tale […]