Trump Needed Now More than Ever
Ask yourself this question America, how far are we willing to let this go? Look at what we’ve become. We all watch the news – mothers murder their unborn babies […]
Monthly Archives: April 2016
Shaw Offers Jamaicans No Strings Attached Tax Deal As Long As Nobody Asks Any Questions
KINGSTON – On a rainy night in an old abandoned warehouse at the time we all agreed, Minister of Finance Audley Shaw emerged from the shadows with two large briefcases […]
4/20 Celebrations Expected to End Just in Time for Next 4/20
Recreational marijuana smokers on couches across the globe today are once again “par-toking” in the annual 4/20, or April 20th, celebration of the sweet sweet Mary Jane, which is scheduled to […]
14 Minutes To Go Before Crying in Front of Girlfriend No Longer Endearing
During an intense period of open weeping which reportedly grew louder as time wore on, sources who bore witness to a crying, hiccuping man revealed that he had a mere 14 […]
Amazing! When Bigot Launches Into Racist Tirade, Passengers Band Together to Avoid Eye Contact
In a heartwarming moment sure to restore your faith in humanity, a group of strangers came together today in the face of racism and misogyny to pretend not to hear […]
Holness Opens Parliament with Technical Definition of ‘Prosperity’
Explaining that he would have clarified sooner if it weren’t for the PNP, Prime Minister Andrew Holness opened his Parliamentary address today with the Merriam-Webster 1A web definition of the […]
