YOUR HOUSE – Moving from genuine gratitude to immense frustration in record time, your parents today openly expressed their desire to go back in time and stop themselves from ever […]
KINGSTON – The St. Theresa First Assembly Sunday morning service reportedly felt a collective wave of suspicion last week regarding the subtle yet deliberate movement of Pastor Arnaldo Davies’ lifesize […]
In response to recommendations made by the United Nations following their recent review of Jamaica’s human rights record, the Government has announced that the so-called ‘discriminatory’ buggery law will be […]
In perhaps the clearest sign of the ailing economy since the news that it will now require approximately four four cocoas to fill basket, the Bank of Jamaica has released […]
KINGSTON – Responding to the rising number of complaints from the alleged male members of the Zulu Fitness Club, the gym’s management was today forced to break the news to instructor […]
TRELAWNY – Young Cindy McKenzie, who started walking after 5 months and running after 7, has been touted as the next big thing in Track and Field, but her parents […]
MONTEGO BAY – At the stroke of midnight, when all was still, sources confirm that local physiotherapist Earl Taylor woke up to the shock of his life, and his nightly […]
UPPER ST. ANDREW – Despite repeated requests from his wife and children to leave work at work for once, sources confirm that Opposition Leader Mr. Andrew Holness has continued to […]
The Greater Kingston and St. Andrew area today has descended into mayhem and ruin as a direct result of the collective failure of the city’s mothers to once again remind […]
KINGSTON – With the seconds wearing on in the aftermath of his family’s arrival and subsequent decision to set the living room fan to oscillate, local University graduate Mark Donaldson […]
The Ungrateful Soup 