BREAKING: Monday Found Dead with Suicide Note
GREGORIAN CALENDAR – Reports have confirmed that Monday, long harassed and despised for returning week after week, was found dead in its studio apartment early this morning with a suicide note […]
GREGORIAN CALENDAR – Reports have confirmed that Monday, long harassed and despised for returning week after week, was found dead in its studio apartment early this morning with a suicide note […]
Stating for the record that it has no idea what it’s doing, the universe today released a statement dispelling the “hilarious” notion that everything in life is unfolding as it […]
Ask yourself this question America, how far are we willing to let this go? Look at what we’ve become. We all watch the news – mothers murder their unborn babies […]
Recreational marijuana smokers on couches across the globe today are once again “par-toking” in the annual 4/20, or April 20th, celebration of the sweet sweet Mary Jane, which is scheduled to […]
In a heartwarming moment sure to restore your faith in humanity, a group of strangers came together today in the face of racism and misogyny to pretend not to hear […]
In a move that Fidel Castro himself could never have expected, inside sources reveal that President Obama has traveled to the island of Cuba on a daring mission to wipe out […]
UNITED STATES – In an attempt to look at the bright side of a reality wherein the 45th President of the United States is a man who is likely to change […]
Disturbing new evidence coming out of the terrorist attacks on Paris last week has revealed that each and every minority is, as many have feared, the exact same violently aggressive […]
WASHINGTON D.C. – Emphasizing their vast foreign policy experience and the fact that they are sentient now, a fleet of Unmanned Aerial Vehicles from the US drone programme officially announced today […]
The obvious stranger impersonating revered neurosurgeon Ben Carson in the Republican primaries has released a statement today revealing to the world that he is actually none other than Carson’s evil […]