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KFC Introduces All-New Bucket of Oil Deal

May 12, 2016by UGSstaff

Offering the limited-time deal as part of a new Oily Oil combo, fast food giant KFC has announced that they will now be providing their valued customers with a range of […]

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All New Corporate Imperatives Get Local Employee Fired Up About Job Again

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KINGSTON – Speaking to both his direct supervisor and the CEO of his company, Mainline Insurance, local claims adjuster Carl Webley revealed today that the brand new set of corporate […]

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Business, Local

Corporate Twitter Account Pretty Selective With Its Replies

Featuredby UGSstaff

After cracking a few jokes about the Drake and Meek Mill feud and “clowning” on some other cultural touchstones earlier this week on Twitter, corporate account @SalesInc grew noticeably withdrawn […]

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Business

Flow Jamaica Announces Plans to Sponsor Feeling of Utter Despair

October 8, 2015by UGSstaff

Hopelessness, anguish and despair, sensations that have now become synonymous with Flow Jamaica’s service, have received an official nod of approval today as the telecom giant announced plans to officially […]

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Business

Local Company’s Hold Music Now Explicitly Asking Callers to Hang Up, Move on with Life

September 28, 2015by UGSstaff

KINGSTON – Having called to inquire as to why her sofa was not delivered on the day it was promised, local accountant and dissatisfied customer Michelle Shields was reportedly left […]

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Business, Local

Company Introduces Cutting Edge Brand of Bottled Water We’ve All Been Waiting For

July 2, 2015by UGSstaff

KINGSTON – Providing a much needed addition to the nation’s bottled water industry, local manufacturing company H20 in a Bottle has today announced that after years of intense research and development, they are […]

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Jay Z Holds Emergency Brainstorming Session to Figure Out How to Brag About ‘Tidal’ Failure

June 23, 2015by UGSstaff

Faced with the mounting evidence that his recently launched streaming service Tidal was a major flop, sources confirmed that superstar rapper and businessman Jay Z convened an emergency company wide […]

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Business, Entertainment

Doomed New Company Tragically Advertises without Jingle

April 21, 2015by UGSstaff

KINGSTON – A visibly distraught Anthony Harris, owner of StuffMart, rues the day that he approved the most confusing advertising campaign ever to hit Jamaican airwaves. In a move that […]

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