UNITED STATES – Explaining that the position also doubles as an opportunity to recite your last rites, 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick asked today that his kneeling stance during the US national […]

KINGSTON – The Lord Our God came forward today to publicly request that Reverend Al Miller repeat his story about the transportation of convicted drug trafficker Christopher Dudus Coke just […]

KINGSTON – Newly assigned Operations Assistant at the local FBI Office, Delroy ‘Big Money Poppin’ Priestly, who is only available by phone, reportedly raised eyebrows on his first day with a […]

KINGSTON – Stating that they were long overdue for a vacation in both offshore tax havens, the PNP has released a statement promising to address the missing funds collected for campaign […]

Some wordpress blog called the soup or whatever really overestimated the level of interest in their little website today with a heartfelt apology to their “readership” for allegedly not posting […]

RIO – A new version of the Olympics logo was unveiled today in an extravagant, breathtaking ceremony, officially adding the looming shadow of fear and uncertainty to the image of the Games so that if […]

UNITED STATES – “Our black brothers and sisters are dying in the streets,” began Melania Trump in a heartfelt, if a little confusing call to action at the Republican National Convention where […]

Interacting with the police while black, typically referred to as a near death experience, can be dangerous and unpredictable. While we strongly advise against it, here are some tips to […]

Putting an end to suggestions that she is unwilling to make room for change, PNP leader Portia Simpson-Miller today officially endorsed a holographic likeness of herself as “the only viable […]