KINGSTON – A palpable feeling of relief and jubilation reportedly swept through the Half Way Tree criminal court earlier today as local grandson-without-a-conscience Daniel Gordon, 17, was handed down the guilty […]
SANTO DOMINGO – Finally addressing the increasing scrutiny they have faced as a result of their mass deportation efforts, which, “with any luck,” could return up to 300,000 people to […]
KINGSTON – Local marketing consultant Derval Webley, 29, reportedly could not help but smile to himself late last week after he inadvertently made eye contact with one of the adolescent […]
Faced with the mounting evidence that his recently launched streaming service Tidal was a major flop, sources confirmed that superstar rapper and businessman Jay Z convened an emergency company wide […]
Substantiating your worst fears and insecurities since you first obtained your bachelor’s degree, reports today confirmed that every single person you know in your age group is currently way more […]
Still feeling a little hot and bothered by the widely circulated pictures of shooting suspect Dylann Roof, a host of mainstream media outlets today released a joint statement apologizing for their […]
As the church bell tolled for 8 o’clock over the quiet hillside town of Bakers Pen, St. Ann, the members of the Church on the Rock first service congregation strolled […]
KINGSTON – Local high school teacher Claudia Rainford, 38, was reportedly left shocked and confused today following her untrained animal’s completely unforeseen attack on coworker and first-time guest Keisha Levy, especially […]
KINGSTON – Suffering from the knowledge that he would likely be forced to listen to All About That Bass all the way through again for the fourth consecutive time, and […]
The Ministry of Education has today announced that all children preparing to take next year’s make it or break it Grade Six Achievement Test will have the added motivation of […]
The Ungrateful Soup 