Citing the fast approaching Alternatives to Religious Thinking philosophy final, and the need for something to believe in right now, local University undergraduate and former atheist Craig Davidson has, like many, fervently […]
BALTIMORE, MD – In a remarkable display of national unity and collective support, the American public has today put aside their political differences to show solidarity with a brutally subjugated […]
KINGSTON – Local IT specialist Auburn Kaling-Pryce was frozen in terror today as he tried to come to grips with definitely hearing his first, middle and double barrel last name identified […]
KINGSTON – In a statement released by the outgoing board of the National Housing Trust today, Jamaican taxpayers have been assured that the recently publicized investment scandals are just a […]
MONA – Economists at the University of the West Indies have made a startling new discovery which positions that vague-but-definitely-there feeling of despair as a potential gold mine for the […]
KINGSTON – Prime Minister Portia Simpson-Miller today announced plans to design and develop a state of the art correctional facility to house the country’s recognized bandwagonists. “These people threaten the […]
KINGSTON – The Jamaica Constabulary Force was left speechless this morning after gathering to view the Walter Scott police shooting video in an effort to determine what all the fuss […]
KINGSTON – A visibly distraught Anthony Harris, owner of StuffMart, rues the day that he approved the most confusing advertising campaign ever to hit Jamaican airwaves. In a move that […]
KINGSTON – Famed local producer Kaliber had nothing but good things to say about the heterosexual stylings of rising recording artiste Straight Gunshot after a lengthy studio session in Half Way […]
KINGSTON – After a long night of dancing by himself, party patron Andrew Belnavis wants the world to know that he could have danced with women if he wanted to. […]
The Ungrateful Soup 