KINGSTON – Unable to conceal his excitement over what could be the first major turning point in his professional life, local investment banking intern Kyle Montgomery, 21, has reportedly been […]
MONTEGO BAY – Following the invigorating new wave of internal motivation which reportedly overcame local certifying officer Dahlia Patterson last Thursday, inspiring her to treat each new challenge as an […]
KINGSTON – Confirming what mothers have known since our species first began reproducing, a recent report on the relationship between maternal blood pressure and any and all acts of indiscipline […]
NEW YORK – Theatre goers across the U.S. were left scratching their heads in confusion last night once the final credits of a movie they paid their hard earned money to […]
As expected, a vital new blog post released earlier today addressing a divisive public issue was reportedly able to put an end to the eternal argument once and for all, finally silencing […]
ST. ANDREW – Experiencing what he has described as an “odd vibe” from the residents of the Olympic Gardens area of his constituency (and everywhere else outside his own neighbourhood) ever […]
KINGSTON – Providing a much needed addition to the nation’s bottled water industry, local manufacturing company H20 in a Bottle has today announced that after years of intense research and development, they are […]
MONTEGO BAY – With the help of a few heroic co-workers and friends who had endured quite enough of their depressingly sad colleague, local bank manager Marsha Kinlocke, 36, finally […]
The Ungrateful Soup 