Cup of Codeine Snubbed at Grammys
Overlooked once again at this year’s Grammy Awards, the prolific Styrofoam Cup Full of Codeine released a freestyle today revealing anger and frustration in its signature style of the mumbled, […]
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Newly Married Dancehall Artiste Assures Fans He’s Still Heartless Gyalist
KINGSTON – Responding to growing concern about his allegedly genuine commitment to one woman for the rest of his life, local recording artiste Gyal God took a moment from his […]
Warmington Finally Addresses Critics, General Public with Release of Hotly Anticipated Diss Record
KINGSTON – Realising that he may not have gone far enough in his previous attempts to silence the haters and “f***boys” who continue to offer criticisms regarding his public behaviour […]
Not Even One Superhero Featured in Bizarre New Movie
NEW YORK – Theatre goers across the U.S. were left scratching their heads in confusion last night once the final credits of a movie they paid their hard earned money to […]
Jay Z Holds Emergency Brainstorming Session to Figure Out How to Brag About ‘Tidal’ Failure
Faced with the mounting evidence that his recently launched streaming service Tidal was a major flop, sources confirmed that superstar rapper and businessman Jay Z convened an emergency company wide […]
Local Get Together at Mercy of Self Appointed DJ
KINGSTON – Suffering from the knowledge that he would likely be forced to listen to All About That Bass all the way through again for the fourth consecutive time, and […]
New Study Reveals 97% of Hip Hop Artists Having Sex with Your Girl Right Now
Presenting findings from an in-depth study spanning over twenty years, the Pew Research Center has revealed that almost all rappers who have attained some level of mainstream success are likely […]
Dancehall Artiste Alkaline Steals the Show at Virgin Sacrifice
KINGSTON – Legions of fans across the country’s infernal underworld have continued to heap praise on recording artiste Alkaline following his stellar performance at the 105th Annual Tribute to the All-Seeing […]
Relieved Trey Songz Comes Out To World As Virgin
In a statement that has sent shockwaves throughout the majority of the female population, singer-songwriter and former sex symbol Trey Songz has admitted to the public that, contrary to all of […]
Uninhabitable New Dimension Promises Truly Exclusive Party Experience
UPPER ST. ANDREW – Jamaica’s elite partygoers can once again rejoice following the news of a crucial breakthrough in the ongoing search for guaranteed exclusivity. According to Dmitri Belgrade, lead […]
The Ungrateful Soup 