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Cup of Codeine Snubbed at Grammys

February 16, 2016by UGSstaff

Overlooked once again at this year’s Grammy Awards, the prolific Styrofoam Cup Full of Codeine released a freestyle today revealing anger and frustration in its signature style of the mumbled, […]

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Newly Married Dancehall Artiste Assures Fans He’s Still Heartless Gyalist

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KINGSTON – Responding to growing concern about his allegedly genuine commitment to one woman for the rest of his life, local recording artiste Gyal God took a moment from his […]

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Entertainment, Love & Relationships

Warmington Finally Addresses Critics, General Public with Release of Hotly Anticipated Diss Record

August 18, 2015by UGSstaff

KINGSTON – Realising that he may not have gone far enough in his previous attempts to silence the haters and “f***boys” who continue to offer criticisms regarding his public behaviour […]

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Current Affairs, Entertainment

Not Even One Superhero Featured in Bizarre New Movie

July 22, 2015by UGSstaff

NEW YORK – Theatre goers across the U.S. were left scratching their heads in confusion last night once the final credits of a movie they paid their hard earned money to […]

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Entertainment

Jay Z Holds Emergency Brainstorming Session to Figure Out How to Brag About ‘Tidal’ Failure

June 23, 2015by UGSstaff

Faced with the mounting evidence that his recently launched streaming service Tidal was a major flop, sources confirmed that superstar rapper and businessman Jay Z convened an emergency company wide […]

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Business, Entertainment

Local Get Together at Mercy of Self Appointed DJ

June 12, 2015by UGSstaff

KINGSTON – Suffering from the knowledge that he would likely be forced to listen to All About That Bass all the way through again for the fourth consecutive time, and […]

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Entertainment, Local

New Study Reveals 97% of Hip Hop Artists Having Sex with Your Girl Right Now

June 2, 2015by UGSstaff

Presenting findings from an in-depth study spanning over twenty years, the Pew Research Center has revealed that almost all rappers who have attained some level of mainstream success are likely […]

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Entertainment

Dancehall Artiste Alkaline Steals the Show at Virgin Sacrifice

May 8, 2015by UGSstaff

KINGSTON – Legions of fans across the country’s infernal underworld have continued to heap praise on recording artiste Alkaline following his stellar performance at the 105th Annual Tribute to the All-Seeing […]

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Entertainment

Relieved Trey Songz Comes Out To World As Virgin

May 6, 2015by UGSstaff

In a statement that has sent shockwaves throughout the majority of the female population, singer-songwriter and former sex symbol Trey Songz has admitted to the public that, contrary to all of […]

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Entertainment

Uninhabitable New Dimension Promises Truly Exclusive Party Experience

May 4, 2015by UGSstaff

UPPER ST. ANDREW – Jamaica’s elite partygoers can once again rejoice following the news of a crucial breakthrough in the ongoing search for guaranteed exclusivity. According to Dmitri Belgrade, lead […]

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